I mean, I'm not unhealthy now, but there's nothing wrong with being healthier. It took me a long time to come to this conclusion. I wanted to make sure I was doing it for the right reasons.
So, here goes. My goal is to lose about 10 pounds. I'm not going to weigh myself everyday. Hell, I'm not even going to weigh myself at all. I know my weight roughly and maybe in a month, I'll check, but that's about it. I just want to feel better, and what reason is better than that?
Would you like to know my action plan? Of course not. I promise it's nothing like stick a tube up my ass and only eat cabbage for six months. (I mean, that's silly. Cabbage is disgusting. Yucky yucky yuckster.)
My plan is to just take my vitamins (which I already do), drink juice and water instead of pop (which I pretty much already do), and cut back on evil food (them being the foods with the maniacal laughter and hooks for limbs).
Okay, I make a promise now. I will not turn into Bridget Jones. None of that calling-people-fuckwits business. Mostly because I don't actually think that's a word. Just two words pushed together into a snazzy little compound.
What I do promise, though, is that I'll keep track of how many days. I have been doing this for a few days now, maybe even a week, but for official purposes, I will declare today Day 1.
To even make it formal, I will make it bold, massive, and in capitals.
DAY 1!
There, now it's official. No going back once you've used your big words.
Oh, and one last thing before I disappear into the fog of humidity: There's a new addition to the blogosphere named Atomic Pineapple who rates, reviews, and rants. Damn, I love my alliteration. He's a video game fan and he'll pretty much play anything once. So, check him out. Even if you don't know much about video games, you might like it. And you never know -- if you recommend something yourself, Atomic might just write about it.
Talk to you later. Me so tired. Me went to my universidad hoy. Me going to sleep now.
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